PFM — Pure Freaking Magic Technical Tee
Black / XS
$34.99
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PFM — Pure Freaking Magic Technical Tee
$34.99
How do airplanes fly? Lift. Thrust. Airflow. Engineering.
Or, if you ask anyone who’s spent enough time in a hangar: PFM — Pure Freaking Magic.
This one started life as the less family-friendly Pure Fucking Magic version because, well, aircraft maintenance. Then Dan pointed out that dropping the F-bomb across your chest might be a little inappropriate for certain workplaces, family gatherings, and sensitive company policies.
Fair point, Dan.
So we cleaned it up. Same design. Same aviation humor. Same magic. One strategically replaced word.
Featuring a technical-style aircraft graphic with lift, drag, thrust, weight, airflow, and the highly scientific troubleshooting procedure:
Fuel ✓ Air ✓ Ignition ✓ Repeat ✓
Finished with “NO FURTHER TROUBLESHOOTING REQUIRED.”
For mechanics, pilots, aviation nerds, and anyone who knows that sometimes the only reasonable explanation is Pure Freaking Magic.
Canvas 3001C Unisex Jersey Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
- 4.2 oz.,
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
- Ash is 99% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- For heather colors please see style 3001CVC
- Retail fit
- Unisex sizing
- Slim fitted style
- Coverstitched collar and sleeves
- Shoulder taping
- Sideseamed
- Tear away label
- Pre-shrunk
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length | Neck size |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 27" | 16.5" | 8" | 6.75" |
| S | 28" | 28" | 18" | 8.25" | 7" |
| M | 29" | 29" | 20" | 8.63" | 7.25" |
| L | 30" | 30" | 22" | 9.13" | 7.5" |
| XL | 31" | 31" | 24" | 9.63" | 8" |
| 2XL | 32" | 32" | 26" | 10.25" | 8.25" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 7 3/4" | ||
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 8" | ||
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |