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Famous Last Words — It's Only Four Bolts | A&P Mechanic Tee
$34.99
Famous last words: “It's only four bolts.”
Every aircraft mechanic knows how this one goes. What starts as a quick job turns into four hours of fighting hardware—and you're still on bolt number two.
This aviation maintenance humor tee sets up the punchline with “FAMOUS LAST WORDS.” across the front and “IT'S ONLY FOUR BOLTS! 4 HOURS LATER... STILL ON BOLT #2.” on the back.
Made for A&P mechanics, aircraft maintenance technicians, and anyone who's ever heard “shouldn't take long” in the hangar.
Shirt details
- Bella + Canvas 3001C unisex jersey short-sleeve tee
- 4.2 oz., 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (solid colors)
- Retail fit and unisex sizing
- Side-seamed; shoulder taping; coverstitched collar and sleeves
- Pre-shrunk; tear-away label
- Available in Black and Military Green
Size chart
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length | Neck size |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 27" | 16.5" | 8" | 6.75" |
| S | 28" | 28" | 18" | 8.25" | 7" |
| M | 29" | 29" | 20" | 8.63" | 7.25" |
| L | 30" | 30" | 22" | 9.13" | 7.5" |
| XL | 31" | 31" | 24" | 9.63" | 8" |
| 2XL | 32" | 32" | 26" | 10.25" | 8.25" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 7 3/4" | ||
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 8" | ||
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |